December 2009
55 posts
There is no such thing as the perfect soul mate. If you meet someone and you...
– Madonna (via kari-shma)
Jersey Shore
shelbychelvy:
Is guido the jersey/Italian saying of a douche?
Cause that’s all I see on this show. Douches and douche..ettes?
Lol they actually explained the term on Lopez Tonight.
Guido is a lifestyle, where your hair is always done right (the pouf or the blowout), you dress in a certain way (tight clothes), and you are typically Italian from New Jersey or New York.
Happy Birthday Tiger Woods
shelbychelvy:
:)
He’s probably spending it in Vegas.
I can’t believe it’s new years eve tomorrow. This year went by so fast, I know that’s really cliche but it’s actually true.
This has to be the year where I have learned most about myself and about others. What I want in life, what I don’t, who I don’t want in it, who I want the most.
I’ve learned how much I can handle and that I’m not as strong as...
Today was a good day. Thank you
In Jamaica male/male sex is illegal, but...
ohyeahfacts:
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I don’t care how many fish there are in the sea. I don’t want a fish. I want...
– via: I wrote this for you (via kari-shma)
The number four is the only number in the English...
ohyeahfacts:
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I actually spent time with other human beings yesterday.
Principles of Life:
quote-book:
kari-shma:
(via: Amazing Posts)
Winning isn’t everything but wanting to win is.
You would achieve more, if you don’t mind who gets the credit.
When everything else is lost, the future still remains.
Don’t fight too much or the enemy will know your art of war.
The only job you start at the top is when you dig a grave.
If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for...
When we think we know people inside out and we think we know what’s best for...
– Hayley Williams, submitted by: chasingniko (via quote-book)
The greater the love, the greater the tragedy when it’s over.
– Nicholas Sparks (via kari-shma)
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?
– Ernest Hemingway (via kari-shma)
Lady GaGa on Relationships.
Reporter asks, "What do you look for in a partner?"
Gaga says, "A big dick."
Reporter, "Anything else?"
Gaga, "Nope."
I loved reading Chuck Norris jokes with my boyfriend today <3